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Today, my husband told me that occasionally I pick my nose while I sleep. I didn't believe him so he showed me the video he took of it. He wants to post it on Facebook. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15942) - you deserved it (1936)

On 08/01/2012 at 1:44am - misc - by Emily (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Sleep picking?

#2 - On 08/01/2012 at 6:04am by palahniukpaul

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Having dreams about the Olympics? 'Digging' for the gold? >:)

#4 - On 08/01/2012 at 6:06am by sunnyt

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