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Today, while watching the Olympics, my father found it completely necessary to make a farting sound every single time an athlete jumps or bends over. This will be a very long few weeks. FML

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Your dad is awesome!!

#3 - On 08/01/2012 at 3:07am by MrLuvinmalife

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I first read it as he farts anytime an athlete farts or jumps over and thought, WTF, how does he fart so much.

#8 - On 08/01/2012 at 3:08am by sirsquab

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