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Today, as I sat down for my flight, I realised that the passenger I had to sit next to for the next seven hours was wearing a necklace made from tampon packaging. FML

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On 07/31/2012 at 7:28pm - misc - by lotd - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

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could be worse: could be a necklace made from used tampons! But seriously, that's fucking weird...

#2 - On 08/01/2012 at 2:59am by dead_insects

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+185 | 15

Bloody hell

#4 - On 08/01/2012 at 3:00am by THEKAISER

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