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Today, I met my boyfriend's grandma for the first time. Trying to make a good impression, I offered to wash the dishes. I accidentally broke the faucet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20617) - you deserved it (3044)

On 07/31/2012 at 10:28am - misc - by gmd05 (woman) - United States

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Water you thinking?
Just faucet, that was an epic fail on your part.

#4 - On 07/31/2012 at 1:02pm by SqueakyChipmunk

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Its alright OP, I'm sure she knows you were trying to help and not purposefully breaking her stuff.

#3 - On 07/31/2012 at 12:57pm by UsernameHere234

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