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Today, I was walking home from work, when a clearly homeless guy who smelled like Jimmy Hoffa's colon grabbed me, pinned me to a wall, and demanded that I hand over my "booty". I don't know whether or not I was mugged by Jack Sparrow, but either way, he's now over £100 richer. FML
You're lucky he wanted your money and not the other type of booty
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 19 December 2014