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Today, I had a few friends over. Wanting to seem cool, I yelled at my girlfriend to get me a beer. She chucked four bottles at my head. All my friends cheered her on. FML

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On 07/19/2012 at 12:55am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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#1 - On 07/19/2012 at 6:20am by gianthelper

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I'm pretty sure almost everyone here is going to cheer her on aswell. Way to be a dick.

#3 - On 07/19/2012 at 6:21am by Rangant

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