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Today, after a particularly difficult late night workout at the gym, I decided to shower in the locker room. I must have passed out, because I later woke up naked, surrounded by police after someone called to report a dead body in the shower. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21443) - you deserved it (2014)

On 07/09/2012 at 3:06am - misc - by wetandnaked (woman) - United States (California)

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Did the soap smell like chloroform?

#1 - On 07/09/2012 at 6:34am by person961

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Damn glad you're ok and didn't get raped or a concussion.

#2 - On 07/09/2012 at 6:35am by ryukensfj

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