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Today, I paid a social visit to my grandparents. While we were watching the news, a story came on about the Queen of England. I scoffed, "How is she not dead already? How old is she, anyway?" My grandmother replied, "About my age." Oops. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4647) - you deserved it (26250) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/08/2012 at 5:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - France

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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That's bad. You're rude.

#1 - On 07/08/2012 at 7:31pm by kodinbug

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How bloody inconsiderate of you! -slams my tea cup down-

#9 - On 07/08/2012 at 7:36pm by kitkatmeOw

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