Today, I went out to get groceries and ice-cream. When I got home, I couldn't find my house keys. I retraced my steps, but with no luck, so I returned home and had to break in. While unpacking, I found my keys in the bag, right next to the completely melted ice cream. FML

by Anonymous / 07/03/2012 at 3:56pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

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  • I'm a little worried you could break in that easy o.O Broken window? Door smash? Falcon punch the wall? Santa entrance? So many possibilities!

    #2 - On 07/03/2012 at 6:21pm by SkoomaKi

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  • When life gives you melted ice cream. Make a milkshake. Or something. I give up.

    #3 - On 07/03/2012 at 6:21pm by lacrossebob123

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