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Today, I was walking past a homeless guy while smoking; he asked if he could have a cigarette. So I gave him one and said without thinking, "Sorry, it’s a menthol, but beggars can't be choosers." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9405) - you deserved it (26005)

On 07/01/2012 at 10:51pm - misc - by Misky (man) -

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Wasn't there a post like this where the hobo wouldn't take a menthol?

#2 - On 07/02/2012 at 3:16am by i_wuz_nver_here

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Hey, it's true OP. A saying is a saying.

#3 - On 07/02/2012 at 3:16am by cuddlebunny3548

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