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Today, my husband and I went to the store. Because we have no car, we had to walk four miles in the 115 fahrenheit weather. It didn't click until we were standing outside the door with a metric shit-tonne of ice-cream, that we'd have to tear ass back home to keep it all from melting. FML

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On 07/01/2012 at 1:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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4 miles for some ice cream? Now that's determination

#2 - On 07/01/2012 at 8:03pm by karamman

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So, you purchased 1000 kgs of ice-cream (plus whatever the difference is between a shit-tonne and a regular tonne is), with a distance of 6.4 kms needed to travel, in an environment of roughly 46'C, which gives you an estimated time of 10 minutes before it's melted beyond consumption........Interesting.
I guess the only question I have to that is, can you and your husband maintain a running speed of no less than 38.4 km/h, with a tonne strapped to your combined asses, for 10 solid minutes?
Because if not, you may not have thought this through very well. :)

#19 - On 07/01/2012 at 8:26pm by Dracoboxer357

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