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Today, my husband and I went to the store . Because we have no car, we had to walk four miles in the 115 fahrenheit weather . It didn't click until we were standing outside the door with a metric shit-tonne of ice-cream, that we'd have to tear ass back home to keep it all from melting . FML
4 miles for some ice cream? Now that's determination
So, you purchased 1000 kgs of ice-cream (plus whatever the difference is between a shit-tonne and a regular tonne is), with a distance of 6.4 kms needed to travel, in an environment of roughly 46'C, which gives you an estimated time of 10 minutes before it's melted beyond consumption........Interesting.
I guess the only question I have to that is, can you and your husband maintain a running speed of no less than 38.4 km/h, with a tonne strapped to your combined asses, for 10 solid minutes?
Because if not, you may not have thought this through very well. :)
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Friday 27 March 2015