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Today, I stepped out for some fresh air while I waited for my clothes to dry at the laundromat. Just as I was retrieving my clothes, a disheveled-looking kid staggered over, pushed me aside, and started vomiting his guts out all over my fresh clothes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22977) - you deserved it (1545)

On 06/23/2012 at 12:59pm - misc - by herpmonster (woman) - Italy

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Nothing a few washes can't fix

#2 - On 06/23/2012 at 9:23pm by ohcoolstorybro

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Maybe he felt sick after just coming from a funeral and realized that getting drunk wasnt a good way to score with the widow.

#31 - On 06/23/2012 at 11:40pm by stfuNOWplease

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