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Today, when I told my family I was a vegetarian, I expected them to make fun of me because that's just my family. But what I wasn't expecting was my dad to use raw meat as a puppet and make it say, "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22821) - you deserved it (7028)

On 06/21/2012 at 10:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

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Well your father seems rather accepting.

#2 - On 06/21/2012 at 12:53pm by Drew167

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Say EAT THIS!!! And punch him in the face

#1 - On 06/21/2012 at 12:53pm by mpsteve137

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