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Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15264) - you deserved it (48781)

On 05/16/2009 at 10:47am - misc - by penguinsfan (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

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LMAO. the mental image of this is just too much..

#7 - On 05/16/2009 at 2:09pm by xxxeelaa

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You couldn't hear people who were in there?

#1 - On 05/16/2009 at 2:05pm by designedlikedice

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