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Today, I was at the mall with my girlfriend's family. Her 7 year old brother told me he was feeling sad, so I tried to give him a pat on the back, but it turns out he had a bruise there. He yelled out "don't touch me there!" In the middle of the mall. Now her parents think I'm a pedophile. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37997) - you deserved it (2458)

On 05/16/2009 at 4:39am - misc - by notacreep (man) - United States (West Virginia)

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