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Today, I went to visit my fiance's dying grandmother in the hospital with him. She started talking to us about living each day to the fullest. His grandmother points to me and says, "Life is short. That's why you don't waste any time screwing girls who look like that." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60040) - you deserved it (2565)

On 03/03/2009 at 4:36pm - misc - by joAnne (woman) - United States

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