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Today, my sister got married. It was also the day that I was supposed to deliver a heartfelt toast to the happy couple. I got so nervous that I kept stuttering and finally ended with "Congrats Beth and Steve!" Her husband's name is Eric. Her ex was named Steve. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23822) - you deserved it (8809)

On 05/20/2012 at 9:13am - misc - by shygirl - United States (Michigan)

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In his head he said "Who the fuck is Steve?"

#2 - On 05/20/2012 at 10:20am by zoecw

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I'm sure she'll forgive you! You tried!

#1 - On 05/20/2012 at 10:20am by txgirl2013

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