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Today, I was sitting next to this really cute guy in choir class. Trying to make conversation, I asked him what his favorite song was. He replied "Leave Me Alone". I asked him who it was by and he said, "It's not a song, I just want you to leave me alone". FML

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...oh, I love that song.
It's by the I Don't Give A Fucks.

#4 - On 05/15/2009 at 7:57pm by manoverboard

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Props to him for being straight up but I feel bad you didn't pick up on this obvious social clue. You should have said "Oh. Well mine's 'What's jammed up your ass?' by The Guy in Choir's a Fuckhead. Heard of them?" Then turned around.

#10 - On 05/15/2009 at 8:40pm by Big_Blue_Sumthin

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