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Today, I was sitting next to this really cute guy in choir class. Trying to make conversation, I asked him what his favorite song was. He replied "Leave Me Alone". I asked him who it was by and he said, "It's not a song, I just want you to leave me alone". FML

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On 05/15/2009 at 2:35pm - misc - by jayden5 (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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...oh, I love that song.
It's by the I Don't Give A Fucks.

#4 - On 05/15/2009 at 7:57pm by manoverboard

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"Today, a cute guy told me to leave him alone. I stupidly didn't realize what he was saying. FML"

#2 - On 05/15/2009 at 7:40pm by turtlellama

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