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Today, I was sitting next to this really cute guy in choir class. Trying to make conversation, I asked him what his favorite song was. He replied "Leave Me Alone". I asked him who it was by and he said, "It's not a song, I just want you to leave me alone". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19879) - you deserved it (5315)

On 05/15/2009 at 2:35pm - misc - by jayden5 (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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