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Today, I was reading a book on paper for the first time in maybe a month. I had to stop at a word I did not recognise. Because I'm so used to using a Kindle, I tried to get the definition by pressing it. I had my finger on the word for a few seconds before I realised it was paper. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5382) - you deserved it (29930)

On 05/17/2012 at 2:57pm - misc - by Bilze - United States (Virginia)

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That is probably the biggest fail ever. Fail.

#1 - On 05/17/2012 at 4:54pm by Juicelynlovesyou

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*facepalm*

#3 - On 05/17/2012 at 4:54pm by Naomimi

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