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Today, in a training class, I got to see a picture of what can happen when a man does not wear a safety harness correctly. For those of you who are unaware, male body parts are easily severed by loose straps. I cannot un-see that picture. It wasn't even a harness safety class. FML


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On 05/16/2012 at 11:53pm - misc - by recmonty - Canada (Saskatchewan)

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Well, now you know to always wear your safety harness correctly.

#2 - On 05/17/2012 at 2:44am by IchimaruGin

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His penis must have hit the emergency ejection button before impact.

"mayday, mayday, we are going down..."

#14 - On 05/17/2012 at 2:56am by br0ccoli

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