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Today, I was told the Mandarin greeting that my new Chinese friends at school taught me was not really a greeting at all. I've been proclaiming "I'm a dumb bitch" every time I've greeted them, almost every day for the past month. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22519) - you deserved it (7638)

On 05/15/2012 at 3:02pm - misc - by FML (woman) - Finland

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Lol that's so mean, but funny

#1 - On 05/15/2012 at 5:14pm by jessimica642

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"我靠你的生活"

:D

#7 - On 05/15/2012 at 5:17pm by drgentlemn

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