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Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML
No! You should've blamed it on the ketchup bottle! Everyone knows that ketchup bottles like to fart.
What? No one else keeps ketchup bottles in their room?
What's wrong with a plain old "What? What are you talking about"? Is it too mainstream?
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 18 August 2014