Today, I was at my new boyfriend's flat. As I came out of the toilet he walked over, took my hand, looked at me and whispered, "You washed your hands. Good." in an extremely creepy manner. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19706) - you deserved it (2871)
On 05/11/2012 at 1:03am - misc - by Lizofsmeg (woman) - United States
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, it was my birthday. I was heading back to my apartment and I heard noises inside…
Mouhahaa also deserved itToday, my wife stabbed my hand with a fork, making it bleed. I'd only tried to take some…
#1 - On 05/11/2012 at 6:19am by MrHomerSimpson
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At least you wash your hands. A lot of people don't...
#7 - On 05/11/2012 at 6:21am by SkoomaKi
+97 | 21
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