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Today, I was on an airplane, waiting to go to the bathroom. After a few minutes, the man behind me asked what I was waiting for, and checked the bathroom. It was empty, and there was a big line behind me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8858) - you deserved it (26751)

On 05/10/2012 at 9:09am - misc - by Anonymous - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

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"He kept us waiting for a bubble?"

#10 - On 05/10/2012 at 1:05pm by InsanePPG

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That's why you should knock to make sure no one is inside.

#2 - On 05/10/2012 at 12:54pm by darkforce146

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