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Today, I heard the ice cream truck. Being the idiot that I am, I ran down the steps and almost immediately fell down them. I needed four stitches. I didn't even get my ice cream. FML


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On 05/08/2012 at 9:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

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I'm not saying anything since you called yourself an idiot

#1 - On 05/09/2012 at 2:05am by berichsoon

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It would all have been worth it if you got that ice cream!

#2 - On 05/09/2012 at 2:05am by sarahlouise0506

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