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Today, my son tried to swat a fly with a hammer. Our apartment walls are now littered with dents and holes. FML

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On 05/06/2012 at 10:57am - misc - by flustered (man) - United States (South Dakota)

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Your son is an idiot.

#2 - On 05/06/2012 at 6:57pm by Idonebeenhad

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If he had actually managed to kill it I would be impressed. I can barely get those things with a fly swatter

#3 - On 05/06/2012 at 6:57pm by nadnerbz

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