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Today, I decided to look at the pictures my mom took during my birthday a couple of weeks ago. Every single one is of my sister. Her lighting the candles, her watching me open presents, and her eating cake. The only pictures of me are in the background. FML

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On 05/03/2012 at 7:35pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

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What the hell is wrong with your mom o_O?

Edit: I say on her anniversary offer to take pictures and make sure it's all of your dad and your mom is in the background :D!!!

#2 - On 05/04/2012 at 2:22am by TheZee

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who the hell takes photos of someone watching another person open presents?

#9 - On 05/04/2012 at 2:30am by jerseyboy732

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