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Today, I was in a gas station bathroom attempting to buy a condom from the machine on the wall. A woman who smelled of cat piss walked in, and I got embarrassed so I fled into a stall. She then started a conversation with me about "the good old days" from the next stall over. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16005) - you deserved it (3045)

On 05/01/2012 at 7:43pm - misc - by Megannn (woman) - United States

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Poor crazy old cat lady aint getting no lovin

#2 - On 05/02/2012 at 2:04am by cessily

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Gas station condoms and ladies that smell like cat piss...sounds like you had an interesting day.

#4 - On 05/02/2012 at 2:05am by kiran

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