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Today, I was pulling my trolley luggage at the airport when I passed 2 cute girls smiling at me. Thinking I looked real cool, I kept on walking without paying heed to anything else. Then my brother shouted asking me what was I doing, only to realise that the handle had come off a few metres back. FML

I agree, your life sucks (7334) - you deserved it (26239)

On 05/15/2009 at 12:41am - misc - by NotSoCool (man) - Singapore

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