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Today, I put my ironing board away in the bathroom. After closing the door, I heard a loud noise. The board had opened up while falling over, taking up the width of the room. I can't open the door. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25896) - you deserved it (3621) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/26/2012 at 4:45pm - misc - by Magicgwen - Sent from mobile version

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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oh the irony..

#2 - On 04/26/2012 at 6:44pm by mandadarling

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I don't think that's what happened at all. I think you're just too weak to push the door open. You should go pump some iron.

That pun was weak. Like you.

#9 - On 04/26/2012 at 6:47pm by DocBastard

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