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Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6154) - you deserved it (46349)

On 05/15/2009 at 12:05am - misc - by OuttaNowhere81 (man) - United States (California)

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