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Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML
That's what you get for smoking, nitwit. I hope you at least apologized to your poor neighbor.
YDI. I don't care if people smoke or not, just be responsible.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Thursday 23 April 2015