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Today, I taught my friend how to use a staple gun. She taught me how to get staples out of my hand. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18422) - you deserved it (3690)

On 04/23/2012 at 12:21am - misc - by leprechaun23 - United States (Ohio)

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Those who can, do, those who can't, teach.

Those who can't teach, attempt to teach people to use staple guns.

#5 - On 04/23/2012 at 5:58am by perdix

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Nailed it!

#12 - On 04/23/2012 at 6:06am by Lifes_a_bust

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