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Man or woman?

Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26443) - you deserved it (10980)

On 04/22/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by ultraattitude - United States (California)

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Unlucky OP, but quite creative on his part.

#2 - On 04/22/2012 at 10:20am by SkoomaKi

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At least he's got some respect

#13 - On 04/22/2012 at 10:23am by mea_iloveskiing

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