Today, my husband drew a penis on every one of my cigarettes. It's a new pack. FML
I agree, your life sucks (8086) - you deserved it (63831)
On 04/21/2012 at 11:15pm - misc - by Jenn P (woman) - United States (Texas)
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, on my first day of a new factory job, I discovered that my new boss had lied to me…
c*nt also deserved itToday, I was Skyping with this kid, when his girlfriend started arguing with him. They do…
Smoking is bad anyways
#1 - On 04/22/2012 at 2:15am by furfantasies
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I think he's subtly asking for a blowjob.
#3 - On 04/22/2012 at 2:18am by Chris122990
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