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Today, I spent hours baking an apple pie to impress my future mother-in-law. I was especially proud of the fact I'd made the crust and filling myself. When I served it to her, she picked off the crust and, between mouthfuls, bitched that it was nothing like canned pie filling. FML


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On 04/20/2012 at 4:24pm - misc - by ohgodwhy (woman) - United States

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I think cyanide may be a good ingredient to add next time you make one for her... But jokes aside, don't bother making her anything, she'll never like anything you cook.

#2 - On 04/20/2012 at 7:25pm by SkoomaKi

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*Picks up pie and throws it in her face*

OP: oops! I'm so sorry! Whatever have I done?

#1 - On 04/20/2012 at 7:23pm by NoorFML

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