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Today, I was pumping gas, when my daughter called me. After I hung up, I put my phone on the car roof while I grabbed my bag. I completely forgot about it and only realized when it shot off the roof as I braked at a traffic light. FML


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On 04/20/2012 at 1:58pm - misc - by Katelyn - United States (California)

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This is NOT the correct way to launch an app on your phone.

#3 - On 04/20/2012 at 7:27pm by DocBastard

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Where I'm from there are signs all over the petrol station saying "No use of mobile phone near bowser" etc... So I say YDI.

#2 - On 04/20/2012 at 7:25pm by LSS

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