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Today, I got my eyebrows waxed for the first time in a few months. Once she finished, she handed me the mirror and asked, "How does it feel to look human again?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43678) - you deserved it (11315)

On 03/03/2009 at 11:51am - misc - by bluedevil26 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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Aw, that sucks Chewbacca.

#3 - On 03/03/2009 at 5:20pm by Cloudy

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What a bitch! You should have poured the hot wax in her eyes and screamed, "HOW DOES IT FEEL TO NOT SEE ANYMORE?"

#13 - On 03/03/2009 at 6:00pm by Amkii

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