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Today, my mom admitted that the only reason she took me out for lunch was because she felt guilty over going on a massive shopping spree for my sister while I was forced to stay home alone. I thanked her for the Wendy's meal anyway. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23283) - you deserved it (1732)

On 04/16/2012 at 2:49pm - misc - by Rebecca - United States (Connecticut)

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Can't complain about fresh, never frozen beef.

#1 - On 04/16/2012 at 8:48pm by MikeDa1Da

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Tell her you always liked your dad more anyways.

#7 - On 04/16/2012 at 8:54pm by NoFeet

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