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Today, I got into an argument with my dad in his hotel room. I lost my temper and stormed out onto the balcony for some fresh air, at which point he decided to lock the door behind me, trapping me there for half an hour while he watched TV. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13439) - you deserved it (7832)

On 04/14/2012 at 6:56pm - misc - by fuckbucket14 - Egypt (Al Bahr al Ahmar)

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i love how your username is "fuckbucket"

#5 - On 04/14/2012 at 8:41pm by chickenwalrus

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At least you weren't locked out in a towel!

One time i was at the Galleria mall in Texas. The ceilings are glass so you can see the apartments next to the mall. I happened to look up and i saw a guy locked out on his balcony with just a towel on. So embarassing. But he was definitely eye candy.

#11 - On 04/14/2012 at 8:44pm by NoorFML

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