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Today, late for work, I called my dad to see if he knew where my keys were. Turns out he'd taken them on holiday with him because they have a bottle opener on them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23865) - you deserved it (1777)

On 04/14/2012 at 11:20am - misc - by keyless (woman) - United Kingdom (Aberdeen City)

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Well then, I suggest checking into a very expensive hotel under his name/credit card >:D

#1 - On 04/14/2012 at 1:59pm by 4everblackjack

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That's just uncanny...

#2 - On 04/14/2012 at 1:59pm by 2oc

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