Today, late for work, I called my dad to see if he knew where my keys were. Turns out he'd taken them on holiday with him because they have a bottle opener on them. FML
by keyless / 04/14/2012 at 11:20am / United Kingdom (Aberdeen City) / Miscellaneous
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Well then, I suggest checking into a very expensive hotel under his name/credit card >:D
#1 - On 04/14/2012 at 1:59pm by 4everblackjack
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That's just uncanny...
#2 - On 04/14/2012 at 1:59pm by 2oc
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