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Today, I found out about my old school's class reunion, which I wasn't invited to. Everyone has my number and e-mail address. They just "forgot" to tell me. FML

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You were probably "the smelly one" of the class. Every class has one of them.

#2 - On 04/11/2012 at 10:08am by marinus

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Ah yes. School reunions. The place where everyone has a chance to brag about the careers and successes they actually do not have.

They didn't invite you because they probably knew you would tell them off.
You are the girl-with-the-glasses!
A smart real girl.

I bet you are more successful than most people that went to that reunion.

Yay OP!

#12 - On 04/11/2012 at 10:15am by NoorFML

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