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Today, my anxiety was so bad that when I was riding my bike on the side walk and two pedestrians came walking in the opposite direction, I got so nervous about having to go between them or accidentally hitting them that I fell off my bike, into a bush. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16219) - you deserved it (4578)

On 04/09/2012 at 1:31am - misc - by sydstreet - United States (Texas)

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Running over them would be just fine.

#4 - On 04/09/2012 at 10:14am by DaKillaMafia

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I hope you're okay... But next time just stop. Or scream "Aaaahhh" the entire time. They'll move. Trust me.

#16 - On 04/09/2012 at 10:21am by ahhbeex

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