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Today, I cleaned my computer screen for the first time in ages. When I turned it on a few hours later, I spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to figure out why the brightness was suddenly so painfully high. FML


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On 04/07/2012 at 3:12pm - misc - by strokingitasitype (man) - Canada (Newfoundland)

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Based on your username, I have a feeling your keyboard is covered in a thick layer of dust except for the "P O R N H U B" keys.

#19 - On 04/07/2012 at 8:32pm by DocBastard

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Really, this doesn't seem very dramatic. Now you know the benefit of keeping it clean.

#2 - On 04/07/2012 at 7:59pm by idoam

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