Today, I took a pregnancy test. I waited the longest two minutes of my life just to realize I missed the stick. FML
I agree, your life sucks (9436) - you deserved it (27083)
On 04/05/2012 at 3:01pm - misc - by darkestbarbie - United States (Georgia)
I hate nasty people's life also sucksToday, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact…
Wannabees also deserved itToday, I decided to spray tan myself. Five minutes later, I had to pee, so I did. Not…
Doesnt that just piss you off
#1 - On 04/05/2012 at 6:13pm by gojira666
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+326 | 7
How do you miss the stick?
#2 - On 04/05/2012 at 6:13pm by lov31zlyk3dwind
+89 | 4
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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