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Today, in my psychology class, the creepy guy who sits beside me every day leans over and says, "I have an upset stomach, I may have to use the bathroom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13532) - you deserved it (1670)

On 04/04/2012 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Sounds like his own problem

#1 - On 04/04/2012 at 5:28am by VictoriaSchultz

See in context

+76 | 8

At least he gave you a heads up

#5 - On 04/04/2012 at 5:33am by kings1fan

See in context

+55 | 6

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