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Today, I decided to spray tan myself. Five minutes later, I had to pee, so I did. Not only do I now have two orange stripes on my toilet bowl, but I also have two big white stripes on the back of my thighs. FML
I'm confused - are the white stripes on the back of your thighs where your legs touched the seat, or is that where the pee dripped down the backs of your le...
Oh, fuck it, it doesn't matter. You're an idiot regardless.
An orange toilet bowl... Well at least more original than the usual white ones
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Friday 31 July 2015