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Illustration by La Gourde
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Today, the war against the pigeons on my veranda reached a new level. To try and get them to clear off, I gave my window pane a short, sharp knock. It broke into several shards, and not one of the totally oblivious birds moved. Pigeons 1, Me 0. FML
"Haha, that idiotic human thinks he can get rid of us. Bitch, please."
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