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Today, the only person to wish me a happy birthday was a survey website. I took their stupid survey out of appreciation. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22797) - you deserved it (2194)

On 04/01/2012 at 10:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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Stupid survey? Be nicer and maybe more people would give you birthday wishes!

Sorry op, that sucks. Happy birthday!

#1 - On 04/02/2012 at 2:51am by TheFamilyElf

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Happy birthday! I suppose we'll see another FML by tomorrow saying " today I received more birthday greetings on FML than I ever had IRL or on Facebook, FML"
Sry OP, there ARE worse things in life.

#7 - On 04/02/2012 at 3:00am by GotBrains

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