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Today, I fell asleep on the couch while babysitting. When the kids' parents came home, they made fake crying noises to see if I would wake up. I slept like a baby, and by the time they finally roused me, I'd left a nice drool stain on the armrest. FML
Maybe you should consider a new job. I know babysitting can be boring but this isn't a job you can slack on. Anything can happen and if you sleep that hard lives could be in danger.
You're lucky they didn't sharpie a penis on your forehead. That's what I do to babysitters who fall asleep in my house.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016