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Today, I fell asleep on the couch while babysitting. When the kids' parents came home, they made fake crying noises to see if I would wake up. I slept like a baby, and by the time they finally roused me, I'd left a nice drool stain on the armrest. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6030) - you deserved it (28376)

On 03/31/2012 at 10:52pm - misc - by whatnow - United States (Indiana)

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Maybe you should consider a new job. I know babysitting can be boring but this isn't a job you can slack on. Anything can happen and if you sleep that hard lives could be in danger.

#1 - On 04/01/2012 at 3:29am by hotPinklipstick

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You're lucky they didn't sharpie a penis on your forehead. That's what I do to babysitters who fall asleep in my house.

#4 - On 04/01/2012 at 3:34am by FYLminerocks

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