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Today, I passed a field where some kids were playing football. The ball rolled over in my direction, so they asked me to kick it over. I tried and failed three times, and ended up throwing it over, where it embarrassingly landed about 2 feet away. They had to come over and get it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20282) - you deserved it (9511)

On 03/22/2012 at 1:21pm - misc - by Hannah (woman) - Ireland (Wexford)

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It's ok Grammy, I'm sure someone will help you across the street.

#1 - On 03/22/2012 at 5:21pm by tylersign

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That's just embarrassing.

#3 - On 03/22/2012 at 5:22pm by Feklfekl2222

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